Within the contents of the description section in my eBay listings, every one of my items (vintage or not) receives a rating. The descriptions of these ratings are listed below.
First of all, to be considered a “vintage T-shirt” the tee has to be from the year 2000 or older. I find this to be fairly “industry standard”. My “Vintage New” rating can also be called “New Old Stock (NOS)” or “Deadstock“. This rating can come to fruition with a T-shirt in a multitude of ways including but not limited to:
- T-shirt was purchased and was subsequently placed in a drawer for years and was never worn for the entirety of its life until someone noticed it and threw it in the Goodwill pile along with those ugly mom jeans and Hammer pants.
- Screen printer produced mass quantities of T-shirts to sell from the trunk of his car (also known as bootlegging) during a huge concert and didn’t sell out and was subsequently left with extras which sat in a box in his garage for years until one day he finally sells them in a garage sale.
- Sports team wins championship and an individual buys the T-shirt to celebrate. This shirt is then placed in a trophy case where it sits for years as more of a memento than a T-shirt. One day, this same sports team loses its chance at another championship to which the fan begrudingly hurls the shirt he once loved into a pile designated for the thrift store.
- *insert a multitude of other things you can image happening here*
Quite frankly, these t-shirts are as new as the day they were printed but have never been used for the purpose they were given: to cover your torso. These are always exciting to find because they are untouched by the sands of time and make you feel as though you live in the era they were created.
This grade is designated for a vintage (pre-2000 era, remember?) t-shirt with known wear ranging from very minor to extreme including but not limited to the following issues:
The list could go on for a while because there are a plethora of reasons why a T-shirt would be considered “vintage used”. This is why I make sure and outline each individual issue with each vintage item in the “Full Disclosure” statement at the beginning of each item description.
BRAND NEW: This designation is here for my non-vintage items. At times, I find new tees to put in the store. These are those that still have the tags attached. In other words, I know for sure these t-shirts are brand new.
Sometimes, there are brand new items with stains and issues and, as usual, those wold be outlined in the “Full Disclosure” statement at the beginning of each item description.
99% BRAND NEW: This is another designation for non-vintage t-shirts. This a shirt that I’m 99% certain is brand new but, for the sake of being truthful, I cannot say it is 100% brand new and never been worn. This shirt will not have the tags on it but will have all the telltale signs of being a brand new shirt. There are no stains, rips, tears, holes, interesting smells, sweat rings or pill balls present and the graphic (if there is one) is crisp (not cracked). The outside as well as the inside of the shirt are crisp and clean which leads me to believe it has never been worn or not worn more than once at the most:
(For a more in depth look on determining whether a t-shirt is 99% Brand New or not, please check out this article)
EXCELLENT USED CONDITION (EUC): This is the last designation for non-vintage t-shirts. This is a shirt that is undeniably pre-worn but not in bad condition at all. There may be a few small pill balls around the collar or the image/design on the shirt has wear from the drier or something similar. However, the overall integrity of the shirt is uncompromised. I will outline in my full disclosure of the shirt any discrepancies I see. With this rating, you can guarantee that people who see you wearing the t-shirt won’t be able to tell you’ve gotten this shirt second-handedly:
REAL PIECE OF SHIT: You’ll be happy to know, I don’t sell real pieces of shit: